I looked at several “emoji kitchen”-type sites, but the closest any of those seemed to get was
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, so I decided to roll my own. ![]()
You even put the fallopian fringe on the wrists. Well done! ![]()
It’s 'cause I “borrowed” the arms from the “speak-no-evil monkey” that’s in the same emoji set as the frog. ![]()
Modest to a fault. What am i gonna do with you? ![]()
Alternate response:
Yes, I drew them painstakingly with my feet. It was hard. ![]()
(yes there are foot artists. i buy their cards)
“Yes, I took great inspiration from les Fauves and labored to impart an element of wildness and fecundity into the image, the fertility implied by the wrists ironically stifling the delivery of words from the frog’s mouth. My process is much like that of M. Matisse during his later years, producing cut-outs from colored paper that I direct my assistants to arrange and then—in this case—digitize for the consumption and use of my fellow community members.”
Better? ![]()
I knew it, a repressed natural! ![]()
Free free set them free ![]()
-Gordon Sumner
He dreams of blue turtles, apparently. (I like how jazzy that album is.)
FWIW, the Googoo’s Emoji Kitchen lets me do this:
I guess that’s somethin’ and is easier to (re)create than what I did before, though I think…

…has the potential to convey other things, like when
is covering his mouth to laugh at our folly or perhaps gasping in astonishment (note the wide eyes!) at the AI-induced hell we’re about to enter:
I will say that making frogberry peepcake is much easier with Emoji Kitchen:
(They use a different recipe, and I have no idea where they source their frogberries.)
The grimace made me laugh and the peepcake smile! ![]()
Win-win! ![]()






