I understand the sentiment, I just respectfully disagree. (I know you’re not being completely serious, anyway.) He gets his way enough already, and I recall reading guidance to be at least somewhat unpredictable when you’re a feline adoptee. It just wouldn’t do to get into a habitual rut and end up with a bored cat. I wouldn’t want to have to call a service to deal with that:
“Listen: Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time….”
I won’t do that. I’ll just point out that he also created drawings and prints of his “Back Door”.
When I was a kid, I missed a class trip opportunity to hear him speak because I was stuck home with the flu.
“So it goes.”