Walk & Chew Gum šŸ«§ Memes: The Best Ever!

Well, the digestion is, but not the eating part which requires taking time out of my day to find and consume it, often requiring relocating and using my hands and attention away from other things Iā€™d like to be doing in a different location/position with my hands and attention. :wink:

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Aw, I get cuter by the day, thanks The Crease. :hugs:

(And another fine implementation of your ā€˜unremarkableā€™ talent we can all point to when you start slacking again. :wink: )

Physically feeding the carver intrigues me and if he would trust me to find the most efficient and expiditious manner to do so (given fits starts errors in execution etc) I would be happy to spoon some flavored gruel down his snout. :person_feeding_baby:

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Dude in spider gear looks a little like John Lurieā€™s son. :slight_smile:

Here, the @Crease are some ā€˜lapel pinsā€™ for forum night owls and such like:

image Coronal?
image cuff link?
image Square bear?

Such a quiet day on the fo-rum. Also here, nice and temperate. Weā€™ve been very lucky so far.

No ā€œTeam of Championsā€ option?

:wink::grin:

The night owl theme is classier.

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Those losers? Flame-outs. :slight_smile:

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I have updated my status accordingly. Thank you for your feedback.

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What? No one pulled your finger? :grin:

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Even more reason for disappointment.

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Because @WyzeMatt showed up today and made a nice assessment, I will post this here, in deserved obscurity, instead of more prominently, in petty infamy:

Their ā€˜friendlyā€™ visits here are like the two engineers on a jury I served on they were quite engaged for about a day and then they were just done. Like Wyze, they had collected enough data to draw a conclusion that was ā€˜reasonableā€™ when balanced against their very valuable time. If other folks couldnā€™t extrapolate accurately as needed then oh well. Except we forced them to sit through three or four more days of deliberation while they huffed and pouted.

What? Itā€™s a story fragment. :slight_smile:

About engineers. :upside_down_face:

Because theyā€™re conceited. :grin:

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Iā€™m feeling very languorous. Again. :palm_tree: :coconut:

It is passing. Very. Slowly.

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Iā€™m tempted to drop one of these in the Bird Feeder announcement topic where the Carver posted instructions for refilling the feeder, but Iā€™m not sure which. Decisions, decisionsā€¦. :upside_down_face:

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Put some backspin on it so it rolls back toward the hole. :slight_smile:

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You seem to presume that I possess such prowess.

image Keep your head down.

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Is that what he wears when heā€™s golfing? :grin:

Now Iā€™m imagining him basking in the glow of his device screen while he reviews his event footage, rubbing his hands together and thinking about all the potential caps he sees being lured to his watering holeā€¦. :imp:

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Heh.

He must have a candid recording of his obstreperous self goinā€™ expletive-volcanic. :volcano: Whatā€™s the use of having all these nosy cams around if you canā€™t capture moments like that and share them with your friends? :people_hugging:

Even if mostly bleeped would still be funny, maybe more. :slight_smile:

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Yeah, or even use the horn instead of the standard bleeps.

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Lol, good get, forgot about that!

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Walk and chew gum GOAT:

Walk and chew gum CAT

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