So being trolled by a scale is emotionally brutal. Here’s my story. There is some accuracy issues happening.
Me: I know I’m a fat ass but let’s see where I am at since we started going to the gym
Scale: grunts and giggles and shows me a number that can’t be true
Me: hmm maybe scale is just not flat or I am standing wrong. Steps on scale again.
Scale: grunts and starts laughing and shows me a number 15 pounds more than last time.
Me: hmm maybe scale is just not flat or I am standing wrong. Steps on scale again
Scale: laughing harder at me as it shows me a different number that is 30 pounds more than the first number.
Me: hmm maybe scale is just not flat or I am standing wrong. Steps on scale again
Scale: hysterically laughing as it shows me a number over 50 pounds more than the first number.
Me: nemecio step on this scale and see if it’s [Mod Edit] with you too
Scale: I can play this game with as many people as you like, bring it.
Me: [Mod Edit] im buying a new scale.
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