I think MFP is babysitting for Mom 
MFP departed his post about 1 hour before but I donāt think he was entertaining her kids. 
I never said ENTERTAININGā¦heās much too fancy for that stuffā¦heās more like a 007 body guard in a tux.
And heās not unhandsome. Like a movie spook. 
Whenever I see āMFPā, all I can think about is Multi Function Printers.
So, if someone ever creates @peepeep 's requested Wiki of what all Wyze acronyms, slang, and techno-jargon mean in the forumā¦does MFP get his own explanation too?
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Beetlejuice 
I hope he likes that flavored water.
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Glurg.
I believe I delegated that project to The @Crease because better suited, better qualified, better mannered and better bettor. What are the odds that a young man from the upper midwest could tame Wyze jargon chaos by his own dam self? Long, Iād say, but heās doing it! To brother @Crease! 
Long may he conjugate and embed (everything heās quick enough to catch!)
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Youāre a changeling. 
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I wasnāt qualified to use that word but I did it anyway, thinking Doors. The def is shall we say, āversatile,ā so forgiving of ham-handers like me.
I just gave 'er a listen. For some reason, when I think of that band, I tend to think of āWild Childā, which I have as a B-side to āTouch Meā on an old 45.
Edit: I listened again to both of those, too. Iād forgotten how fun the bass line on āTouch Meā sounds.
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Perfect.
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He is just like you, everything is about him. 
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My generosity notwithstanding. 
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Ok, not about me.
Itās possible that Antonionius served under Jim Morrisonās pop in the 60s. 
And some people think Morrison (and a group of his rock star peers) were secret agents - like @carverofchoice contended MFP might be. 
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Secret Agent Doors 