Cat trying out for the Olympics

[peepeep]

@carverofchoice

I need to set this up for all the dog walkers who don’t pick up after their dogs. I don’t actually want to spray the people, just have the sprinklers turn on as they walk by, spraying my yard (not the sidewalk) just so their dog doesn’t want to stop in my yard to do their business.

Why not just go out and shoot the breeze with them as they pass? Pretty soon, if they have any humanity in them, they’ll stop pooping on yur lawn.

Oh, that’s right, you can’t automate it.