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[ssummerlin]

I thought you were talking about the BBC.

[habib]

@Crease

Hey, man, whatever floats your boat. Feel free to change it up at any time, especially if you’re gonna use the unicorn.

What unicorn? I’m using my favourite fruit

[habib]

@peepeep

I want to call him The Beeb sometimes but will only do if he assents.

You can call me whatever you want, it’s a free country (world)

[Crease]

@habib

What unicorn?

The one linked in my previous post.

[habib]

@Crease

Well, if @habib doesn’t go with it, then I might just use it myself at some point to show support for my brethren.

I appreciate that, just to lazy to incorporate the flag. The fruit should do it for now

[Crease]

@habib

You can call me whatever you want, it’s a free country (world)

You’ve been cleared for liftoff!

[habib]

@Crease

I wouldn’t want to cause any confusion with “The Bieb”, though, especially since they’re both , and I certainly hope he doesn’t have Bieber fever!

Now, if you put me in the same bag with that adolescent crap of a human being, I will come and hunt you down, even though I am not allowed to cary assault weapons

[Crease]

@habib

I appreciate that, just to lazy to incorporate the flag.

Maybe something like one of these?

@habib

if you put me in the same bag with that adolescent crap of a human being

I would do no such thing. Not a fan of his antics. (No fantics!)

@habib

I will come and hunt you down, even though I am not allowed to cary assault weapons

Oof:

1. The political term “assault weapon” makes me .
2. If you’re not legally prohibited from possessing a firearm, then I’d be happy to shoot with you and @ssummerlin^[1] sometime, even at the risk of offending @peepeep^[2].

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1. Justifiable Porch Piracy‽

   Sounds good my friend. I first shot a .45 in a US Navy bootcamp back in 1979. The second time I shot a gun was at a gun range in 2023. I will definitely take a firearm course and a conceal to carry course before I purchase a gun. Owning is a serious matter. With crime increasing, ownership has crossed my mind.

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2. Justifiable Porch Piracy‽

   Now, I’m sort of offended… Mask-up, it’s spreading!!! A Gen X neighbor who had to resort to an AI Employment Consultant to game the AI of prospective employers employing AI to screen applicants to get any kind of response (he snagged a LIVE INTERVIEW AND GOT THE JOB!!) who said when I said ugh AI what a sinkhole and he said I know me too but if you lived in a town where everybody was carrying you’d be smart to carry too and I think I just passed out at that point and they too…

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[peepeep]

No offense was taken, just stunned as the ‘yield to practical necessity’ argument spiraled into space.

[Crease]

I dig. I enjoyed your description in that story. I went on an anti-AI rant earlier about a YouTube video that someone had shared with me that used a computer-generated voice for its entire narration and was likely supposed to sound human but mispronounced so many words in its script that it just made me .

[Crease]

@habib

that adolescent crap of a human being

After some more thought, I couldn’t resist making this:

You don’t have to thank me for your new Bieberfruit avatar. You’re welcome.

[habib]

@Crease

If you’re not legally prohibited from possessing a firearm, then I’d be happy to shoot with you and @ssummerlin[1] sometime, even at the risk of offending @peepeep[2].

No, I’m not legally prohibited to posses a firearm, just remember I am in Canada, and possessing a firearm is a bit of hurdle up here. However, I have a Crossman air rifle and it is legal to have one as long as you don’t discharge it within urban boundaries unless on a shooting range

@Crease

After some more thought, I couldn’t resist making this:

You don’t have to thank me for your new Bieberfruit avatar. You’re welcome.

Not sure how to respond, I’ll just

[habib]

Thanks for the above, I took a liberty and used the bottom one, it’s sooooo me

[Crease]

@habib

I’m not legally prohibited to posses a firearm

Good! I just wanted to be clear, because you previously said that you’re “not allowed”, and there can be different reasons for that. I’m aware of some of the challenges involving firearms ownership in Canada. A friend in Edmonton had completed some training and begun the process of applying for a permit so she could purchase a handgun, and then your PM announced the “national freeze” on transfers.

@habib

Not sure how to respond, I’ll just

That’s an appropriate response.

@habib

Thanks for the above, I took a liberty and used the bottom one, it’s sooooo me

You’re welcome! I had fun figuring out how to do that, and I’m pleased that you chose to use it!

[ssummerlin]

@Crease @habib

Good to see your national pride. It’s a breath of fresh air. Globalists hate that.

[Crease]

What national pride? Canada can suck it!

I kid. I’ve never been there, but I wouldn’t mind a fishing trip sometime.

I’m just trying to convince @habib that I’m not actually a bot. Might be an uphill climb.

I’d be tempted to link the theme from Team America: World Police if it didn’t violate Community Guidelines.

[peepeep]

That’s a right nice embellishment! A beeb apple.

[Crease]

Much preferred to a road apple.

[peepeep]

And kind of intriguing small

A good alternate for The Beeb.

[Crease]

@peepeep

And kind of intriguing small

I'll scale it with Markdown to preserve transparency:

![roadfruit|288x288,12%](upload://8OZ1hGgpELDTcpjwugmahPtK4r8.png)