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@habib

I appreciate that, just to lazy to incorporate the flag.

Maybe something like one of these?

@habib

if you put me in the same bag with that adolescent crap of a human being

I would do no such thing. Not a fan of his antics. (No fantics!)

@habib

I will come and hunt you down, even though I am not allowed to cary assault weapons

Oof:

1. The political term “assault weapon” makes me .
2. If you’re not legally prohibited from possessing a firearm, then I’d be happy to shoot with you and @ssummerlin^[1] sometime, even at the risk of offending @peepeep^[2].

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1. Justifiable Porch Piracy‽

   Sounds good my friend. I first shot a .45 in a US Navy bootcamp back in 1979. The second time I shot a gun was at a gun range in 2023. I will definitely take a firearm course and a conceal to carry course before I purchase a gun. Owning is a serious matter. With crime increasing, ownership has crossed my mind.

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2. Justifiable Porch Piracy‽

   Now, I’m sort of offended… Mask-up, it’s spreading!!! A Gen X neighbor who had to resort to an AI Employment Consultant to game the AI of prospective employers employing AI to screen applicants to get any kind of response (he snagged a LIVE INTERVIEW AND GOT THE JOB!!) who said when I said ugh AI what a sinkhole and he said I know me too but if you lived in a town where everybody was carrying you’d be smart to carry too and I think I just passed out at that point and they too…

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