The following quote by another user inspired me to create this just for fun thread:
GRANTED! As a lover of fantasy books, etc, I kind of wished there was a fun thread to make funny predictions about things that may (or may not) come up, and then see how many of them can be claimed to “come true” so to speak.
Again, this is just all in fun and doesn’t necessarily have to be directly about Wyze, but even things common in the community. For example, I may make some funny “prophecies” (predictions) about whether Mr. Fancy Pants (the mob-boss cat that runs the low class diner at @Antonius ’ house when he leaves out food an water for the other critters) visits.
I may or may not ask AI to help me reword some predictions into conventional prophetic language.
I’m sure @peepeep 's future prophecies (which are usually right) about who the next chosen volunteers are will be added to this book of prophecies too as they are declared.
“Lo, upon the morn of each new day, the merchants of Wyze shall bestow upon the faithful the most coveted treasures, their prices reduced to beguile even the most frugal of hearts.”
The Secret Codes of the Platforms
“In the realms of Facebook, Forums, Discord, and Reddit, whispers of secret codes shall travel. Blessed be those who uncover these runes, for they shall unlock wondrous discounts upon their offerings.”
The Gathering of the Product Keepers
“On the days when the Wyze Chi is highest, the Keepers of Products shall gather on the Scribes of the Digital Realm, revealing their new creations to the world. Heed their words, for wisdom and new marvels shall be unveiled.”
The Answers of the Sages
“Seek ye the session of the AMA, where the wise ones of Wyze shall answer the questions of the multitude. In their revelations, mysteries shall be uncovered and knowledge bestowed.”
The Rites of Giveaway
“Throughout the week, the gods of Wyze shall smile upon the fortunate. In the fireside gatherings of Discord and upon the sacred grounds of their website, gifts shall be bestowed unto the chosen ones.”
The Enigmatic Teasers
“As the eve of celebration approaches, cryptic visions shall be revealed, heralding the wonders to come. The faithful shall decipher these signs and prepare for the blessings ahead.”
The Eternal Struggle for Balance
“Be it known, the spirits of Wyze endeavor to balance innovation with tradition. Each year, they strive to outdo the last, ensuring that both the old and new are woven into the grand tapestry of their celebration.”
You mean like this? 56 videos of the mob-boss between 19:36 and 20:07 when he went home. As a mob-boss he should know to stay out of the view of cameras.
