Seattle bikini barista responds to customer's threats by smashing windshield

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“The whole enchilada. I was totally lost and out of sync with what you were saying.” -@ssummerlin

[Thanks for posting the frogs-on-a-limb pix and I’m glad to hear Antonius internet is back up

I felt I was ‘out on a limb’ posing these questions to dennis the OP (a bit presumptuous) but did it anyway.

Also, speaking frankly but respectfully about ‘intersectionality’ can put one ‘out on a limb.’]

[Because the frog-on-a-limb Antonius posted was a handsome specimen, we were likely siblings as he suggested, because I am also handsome.]

[Referring to the frog-on-a-limb pic ssummerlin posted, the frog looked like a different variety to me (smaller & brown) that I recognized from my junior high days. We hunted for them in the oil fields/wetlands.]

I’ll try to do better. :frog:

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Nope, au naturel. :grin:

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No problem. You be you. I will try to decipher better. :slightly_smiling_face:

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You can have your bikini baristas.

I like the food truck workers in Thailand

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We used to have a customer at the shop who was not quite right.

He told me “I know I have issues, I’ve learned to deal with them. I hope you can too”

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:rofl: It takes a village!

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1 = Inappropriate   10 = Acceptable

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I didn’t see the fine print, I was voting on her lumps. :grin:

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I voted 3 lumps like the Martian hooker in Total Recall

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Sad to say, I voted with the same thought.

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Tsk, tsk, tsk, (shaking head left and right). dirty old men… :rofl:

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Something in my jeans. I can’t change.

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This sense did NOT occur to me:

  • Sugar cube
  • Hammer blow
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“The Junior Assistant Poll Master must take care not to induce, by his enthusiasm, poll fatigue. Better one too few than one too many. Poll-on (with restraint) JAPM !”

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George Harrison! :hugs: (first draft)

Doesn’t flow quite the same but ya gotta start somewhere (don’t stunt the muse!)

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I thought it was Sam Malone on Cheers.

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That sounds right. My try was a bit of a stretch. :slight_smile:

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It was in the elevator where Rebecca said “that is where it’s gonna stay”.

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Ahhhh, the fair Rebecca…

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I applaud her actions. This guy was being a super ummmmmm jerk. I’m sure he loves his “precious car” so the retaliation is two fold. She has a heck of a mess to clean up AND I’m sure it felt Oh So Good for what all she has had to put up from this guy. If he didn’t like the prices he could just move along somewhere else.

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