Just had to test them both.
Critter racing:
Just had to test them both.
Critter racing:
The big tub! ![]()
A man of your word.
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What was that black critter that was being chased by the raccoon? I’m pretty sure it was too dark and thin to be another raccoon. Was it a cat?
Yes another Freeloader Cat. It has become one of the regulars, MFP without makeup. MFP was here for 20 minutes also wasting bandwidth. ![]()
Do any of the patrons ever pay, though, or are you only receiving occasional “tips” at the stump?
The possums are the janitorial staff, they clean up all the scraps the other critters leave at Weeds &Water. Some of the other cats catch rats in the neighbors yard and bring them by for show and tell. The Skunk and the raccoons clean up all the fallen fruit in the West yard. The raccoons also leave other “TIPS” in the far West corner of the yard but I share all of those with a neighbor by throwing them over the fence.

This makes it seem like Weeds & Water hosts open mic nights. I knew that place was hoppin’, but I didn’t know your manager scheduled entertainment events.
You must really love your neighbour ![]()
I asked the neighbor numerous times to trim his large pine tree which has numerous large branches growing over top of my back yard and is encroaching into my black walnut trees, he gave me the raccoon sign language one finger salute.. The ground is constantly being covered by pine needles. Since he doesn’t want to play nice I will just ask the City Code Enforcement officer to pay him a visit, that will be his worse nightmare when they see his property. ![]()
I see, he’s one of those highly desirable neighbours. I used to have one of those that even neighbours five houses over would call the city on him. Luckily he got replaced by a Korean couple with a teenage son. The parents barely speak English and when they moved in I thought we’ll have an issue. They turned to be the best neighbours. They keep their property really nice and we don’t even hear the kid. It’s been almost six years and I wouldn’t trade them for any one.
“Thank you for your service….” ![]()
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“…and here’s your citation for excessive 'coon scat….”
It’s a popular fixture. ![]()
Yeah, and I notice that video evidence of this is conspicuously absent:


Don’t need any evidence ![]()