At least as big as ‘big monkey’ sees himself… Of course, there’s always inflation 
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Okay … But somehow I don’t see a big big big announcement as “now we support downloading from your SD card!!!”
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Agreed! 
With the all the drama of a full black out screen with countdown clock on the Wyze home page, I’m hoping for a new Version Three app with at least 1) dark mode, 2) instant Android alerts, 3) downloading from SD card, 4) a very granular grid based detection zone system, plus a few goodies I haven’t thought of yet.
But also seeing the small umbrella icon on the countdown page, all I’m preparing for is the ability to give them money for the weather resistant camera that we have already seen pictures of in the forum… 
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Yes. CMC trials aside, volume shipping of hardware is where their money is. I wouldn’t expect anything new about the app…
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Aw shucks, y’all are skeptics
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Might the recent unchacteristic staff silence on these boards be signaling a legally-required period be observed pending big big big?
Active, underinformed minds speculate, it’s a law of nature.
Especially when smacked with the big big coy.
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I shall take that as permission to proceed… 
Are you suggesting that Amazon will acquire Wyze and reel the whole school of wayward fishes back into the mother river?
Just as long as they implement direct SD card download access!!
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Maybe. 
Ok. Add this to the mix. We order 12 cans of reduced-mercury tuna from Amazon, right? They send us 24 bags of boneless salmon! And tell us to keep it, no charge! What does that tell ya??
Do I have to spell it out for you??
They’re feeling FLUSH knowing how the moogamoogasynergies are just gonna BLAST Wyzamon to the MOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!
eVERYBODY wINS1! 
Now, if 
‘s all 
we know we’ve 
somethin’…
I - want - di-rect S-D 
(think Dire Straits)
I know the ‘Coy’ intimately I might add… But the ‘Gusterbubbler’ is much more effective in attention gathering…
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Best ye knot bee worryin 'bout the Tuna (or the mercury)))))
Maybe, possibly, within the realm of plausible deniability… But of course
Boy I hope you guys don’t get scolded for having fun.
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There’s a definite subversive element if this forum… which makes it worth visiting…
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Ask me the temp, I can tell you in the blink of an eye… 
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During these times you have to be creative
Subversive? Did someone say subversive?? Is that a political thing
Of course. You just have to avoid those trying to leave something unpleasant in the punch bowl and keep talking about Wyze. 
OK wiseguy what does the temperature 640°F mean to me
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