denial
Does your ass look like this? Be honest. I won’t even look at myself from that angle. Does not comport with my (faulty) image of myself.
Side note: There are more Wyze UserCustomers whose posterior pant profile matches the above than not. We are the dominant UserCustomer segment. Many however have an anterior pant profile with one pocket bulging (with dough.) Unlike me, whose APP is befittingly modest. Because peep. 