Toilet paper holder flips to feed front or back

Video won’t be required, but audio will be necassary, because customers with an active subscraption will be able to use the new AI-enhanced Friendly Fæces™ feature (pending asseptance of the supplemental ToS) based on SCAT™: Sonic Coprogenetic Audio Technology, which creates a distinktive FartPrint™ for each user.

This also reminds me of something suggested by @bryonhu, as well as a Wyze pre-announcement from earlier this year.

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