Thanks! I have these gaps in my pop cultural literacy that are just… GLARING. I have seen neither of those films. (I assume Rob Schneider and Tim Curry figure prominently?)
About five years ago I read that recorded airport announcements conveying ‘neutral’ information were ‘voiced’ by a female. Those that commanded you to do or not do something were voiced male. Because more effective that way.
But!
Maybe Voice of Authority is totally misguided. Maybe Morgan Freeman would get better results? Unflappable airline pilot. Right stuff astronaut? In the deep calm nature of each.
- Assemble voices from the most charismatic actors/stars you can find and create a profile base
- Upon calling support, AI instantly * analyzes the tech’s voice and applies the ‘counter-voice of greatest effect’
To optimize, AI must have analyzed in advance your voice patterns and reasoning to see what you could carry off and you’d still probably cock it up.
As you can see, keeping humans in this loop is kind of pointless.
It would be much more efficient and effective if we had machines ‘calling’ each other and negotiating (or battling) it out.
Which would leave humans more time to, oh I don’t know, fret about something or indulge in destructive behavior. 
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 * AI is magic.