While waiting on the phone for phone support, I happen to read the standard email they send when uploading a log. Missing apostrophes on a couple of words. I bet this has been wrong for a while. Yeah, I’m that guy… the guy who knows that civilization HINGES on apostrophes!
“I do not use contractions. I find them sloppy, imprecise, and wholly unnecessary. You will receive absolute linguistic precision from me at all times.” - Captain Holt

