Post your dam AI art here and keep it out of the other threads, it's GROSS 🤮

[Crease]

@ssummerlin

screwdriver

Which kind? I heard that a regular screwdriver is vodka and orange juice but a Phillips screwdriver is vodka and milk of magnesia.

[ssummerlin]

@Crease

I heard that a regular screwdriver is vodka and orange juice but a Phillips screwdriver is vodka and milk of magnesia.

I never heard that in all of my 49 years of drinking adult beverages, even with extra military training. I just needed a phillips screwdriver to tighten up my beach chair. We used to have car keys next to our drinks years ago, but that isn’t PC today. Hmm, maybe a Byrna Launcher.

Just got it. Phillips. Haha. Only keep Phillips in the garage, not in my medicine cabinet. Stubby Phillips is in my toolbox, but not the famous center.

[ssummerlin]

@Antonius

but it is not a Jameson product.

Thanks!

[Crease]

I think I may have heard that one on A Prairie Home Companion years ago, but I’m not positive.

[peepeep]

Ugggh. I’m so old and stupid. Please transfigure me to the future perfect. NOW.

I can’t stand this drip drip drip…

 

[ssummerlin]

It is so sunny and warm today. I went for a Tequila Sunrise under a shady tree by the pool.

Although my real drink looks great as well.

[Antonius]

Where’s mine you cheap a$$ ?

[ssummerlin]

Very good. When he drinks he doesn’t guard the pool well.

[ssummerlin]

My friend and his wife sent me photos of the lunch in Maui about 30 minutes ago. We share meal photos but he always has the better locations.

I sent an AI reply…

Blue Hawaii

[ssummerlin]

My sister gave me some Mangos from her tree. Made a tasty Mango Daiquiri in real life and created one with AI. All I know is my real one tastes great.

And for real…

Another AI generation in the Creative Drinking series.

[Crease]

The mention of fresh mango reminds me of George:

Kramer Gets Banned From Joe's Fruit Store | The Mango | Seinfeld

[ssummerlin]

I get the same reaction. I thought it was just me. Mangos taste so good.

[Crease]

@ssummerlin

I get the same reaction.

It cured your erectile dysfunction? (Kidding! Don’t answer that!) That’s apparently what it did for George in that episode:

George Suffers From Erectile Dysfunction | The Mango | Seinfeld

[ssummerlin]

AI generated photos are improving at a fast pace.

If it wasn’t so late, I would like to make an action figure of Jason with Wyze accessories. I was just happy to generate one of my friends.

[peepeep]

Sense of humor back?

[ssummerlin]

No. Still looking for it.

I am happy and healthy otherwise. I feel I have been blessed with a good life, or at least generally lucky. I don’t feel sad or down. Just miss something to laugh about.

I guess I watch too much news. Although, with lack of humor, I realize I fix things around the house better than ever.

Just a lull or phase, I guess.

[peepeep]

I think Product Peter is whimsical. Made me smile.

[ssummerlin]

Looks close to the real guy. Even matched his shirt. It is amazing what a paragraph prompt can do.

Another friend said his was creepy.

[peepeep]

He’s not wrong. Still funny.

[Crease]

Product Peter and Manager Todd make me think of Downsizing.

@ssummerlin

Just miss something to laugh about.

I’m sorry to see that, and I understand what that can feel like. Whatever it is you’re dealing with, I hope it’s not a long-term thing.