Rocket J. Squirrel

Within the last ten years, the city ‘Animal Control’ department changed its name, and philosophy, to ‘Animal Care.’ Furry things have never been happier (and well-fed) in this land of a thousand apartments.

A ‘neighborhood cat’ (formerly ‘feral’) just ambled up and said, 'Thanks for the neutering, Chet, I don’t know who I am anymore."

I said, ‘Blame the squirrels. They’re organized.’