Where do I start? Did I mention that chicks sort of dig me? So I am what I call a broad but shallow home automation nerd. That means I couldn’t code myself out of a wet ‘Hello World’ paper bag, and can barely write a string command, but I use every integration and system I come across because I think it’s so cool.

As for all this home automation and wifi camera business? I literally dreamt about all this as a kid and became frustrated at the fact that technology wasn’t where I needed it to be so I was able to get what I needed. Also chicks dig me, because I’m handsome and witty.