# Wyze not hearing you? Try speaking šŸ¤– machine! **URL:** \ **Category:** Watercooler\ **Tags:** support\ **Created:** [June 25, 2022, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/wyze-not-hearing-you-try-speaking-machine/233919 "2022-06-25T17:09:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2022, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/wyze-not-hearing-you-try-speaking-machine/233919/1 "2022-06-25T17:09:57Z")
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**Author:** ![SlabSlayer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@SlabSlayer](https://forums.wyze.com/u/SlabSlayer)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/wyze-not-hearing-you-try-speaking-machine/233919/2 "2022-06-25T19:22:50Z")
WOOOOOAH! I played both of them at the same time! I crossed the streams! What do I do? What do I do? ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2022, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/wyze-not-hearing-you-try-speaking-machine/233919/3 "2022-06-25T19:26:34Z")
> [@SlabSlayer](#): > > I crossed the streams! Lol, to get to the _other side_? You realize if enough people post these and we cross all the streams and record _that_ā€¦ šŸ¤Æ ---
**Author:** ![Customer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@Customer](https://forums.wyze.com/u/Customer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 12:53am UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/wyze-not-hearing-you-try-speaking-machine/233919/4 "2022-06-26T00:53:56Z")
Related? > **[Voicemod uses AI to transform your voice into Morgan Freeman, astronauts, and...](https://www.theverge.com/2022/6/15/23169012/voicemod-morgan-freeman-ai-voice-astronauts-pilots)** > > You can also pretend to be a pilot talking to passengers. ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 2:21am UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/wyze-not-hearing-you-try-speaking-machine/233919/5 "2022-06-26T02:21:13Z")
Maybe. Kindly step over thisā€¦ > **Bin of Despair** > > Ok, karaoke, you get on stage, sing into your phone, itā€™s too weak to process it into anything seamlessā€¦ > > Take two. > > Ok, karaoke, you get on stage, sing into a microphone, itā€™s connected to _Voicemod_ on the clubā€™s PC, you chose to sound like **Steven Tyler** singing **Sweet Emotion** accompanied by **Jeff Beck** and **Sting** , all that happens, perfectly, and you lose peopleā€™s attention in about ten seconds, even your girlfriend nods off in fifteen. > > Another thing bites the dust thanks to (the wonders of) AI.  šŸ‘‰ šŸ‘ˆ > > Cue **Cher** impersonatorā€¦ > > (and) _ **The Beat Goes On.** _ Maybe the better notion is developing **AI Voice Profiles** for the the **Wyze Principals** , then cloaking oneself in a **Voice of Authority** when calling **Support**? Weā€™re all about **improving outcomes** here, right? Right? šŸ¤“ ---
**Author:** ![Customer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@Customer](https://forums.wyze.com/u/Customer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/wyze-not-hearing-you-try-speaking-machine/233919/6 "2022-06-26T14:12:42Z")
> [@peepeep](#): > > Ok, karaoke, you get on stage, All downhill from there, regardless of any tech. In my opinion. šŸ™‚ The obvious potential for fraud and deception is concerning. Early pioneer: [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/original/3X/7/1/71dba0dfbd31dff008f2fd4ff48b1d851d3bc309.jpeg "This is Peter McCallister - The Father") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgUQHVlH9QU) Also, everything you know is a lie. [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/original/3X/6/9/696a38b03fec461a1a39ced02df112470b850c10.jpeg "Does Kevin's Slowed Down Voice Actually Belong to Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2?") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLH8SEokWnU) ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/wyze-not-hearing-you-try-speaking-machine/233919/7 "2022-06-26T15:58:34Z")
Thanks! I have these gaps in my pop cultural literacy that are justā€¦ GLARING. I have seen _neither_ of those films. (I assume Rob Schneider and Tim Curry figure prominently?) About five years ago I read that recorded airport announcements conveying ā€˜neutralā€™ information were ā€˜voicedā€™ by a female. Those that commanded you to do or not do something were voiced male. Because more effective that way. But! Maybe **Voice of Authority** is totally misguided. Maybe Morgan Freeman _would_ get better results? Unflappable airline pilot. Right stuff astronaut? In the **deep calm** nature of each. 1. Assemble voices from the most charismatic actors/stars you can find and create a profile base 2. Upon calling support, AI instantly \* analyzes the techā€™s voice and applies the ā€˜counter-voice of greatest effectā€™ To optimize, AI must have analyzed in advance _your_ voice patterns and reasoning to see what you could carry off and youā€™d still probably cock it up. As you can see, keeping humans in this loop is kind of pointless. It would be much more efficient and effective if we had machines ā€˜callingā€™ each other and negotiating (or battling) it out. Which would leave humans more time to, oh I donā€™t know, fret about something or indulge in destructive behavior. šŸ˜‰    \* AI is magic. ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/wyze-not-hearing-you-try-speaking-machine/233919/8 "2022-06-26T16:44:37Z")
First three actresses I nominate for the profile base: Amy Adams in American Hustle Julianne Moore in Magnolia Margot Robbie in I, Tanya I disclose this now to misinform AI about what a troubled past Iā€™ve had. šŸ˜‰ And Sissy Spacek. Everything but Carrie. ---
**Author:** ![Customer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@Customer](https://forums.wyze.com/u/Customer)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 4:46am UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/wyze-not-hearing-you-try-speaking-machine/233919/9 "2022-06-27T04:46:11Z")
> [@peepeep](#): > > (I assume Rob Schneider and Tim Curry figure prominently?) If only. From what little I recall Tim was sorely underused. The entire movie was notoriously a scene by scene rehash of the first one. It doesnā€™t make much sense to go to the trouble of stealing actorsā€™ voices these days anyway, since they are so uniformly unremarkable. This of course has led to the death of the celebrity impressionist as a career. Some of us older people regret that - it was a staple of popular comedy. As one example I have started trying out the SmartLess podcast and, even though the three celebrities are wildly different, and one of them even has a famously basso profundo voiceover voice, I still have trouble telling them apart as they banter. ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2022, 3:13am UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/wyze-not-hearing-you-try-speaking-machine/233919/10 "2022-06-28T03:13:48Z")
> [@Customer](#): > > ā€¦even though the three celebrities are wildly differentā€¦ They are all virtually the same age! They are all virtually the same shade! (based on my fair eyesight) They are all virtually the same gender! (based on my little-respected theory of same) Toronto Canada Chicago Illinois Rye New York 5ā€™11" 5ā€™11" 6ā€™3" 185# N/A N/A But Iā€™ll bet theyā€™re within 15# of each otherā€¦ My gut _feeling_ is that Sean Hayes snores. On the other two my gut is ā€˜cloudy.ā€™ * * * Maybe it goes all the way back to vaudeville live stage performance where oneā€™s voice was oneā€™s instrument and oneā€™s audience might span a few generations with the eldersā€™ unsight iReliable and their hearing weak. Project! Command! Connect! * * * Lee J. Cobb! ![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/original/3X/e/3/e3b540804d28a1766171f0f464d0cec572f52c4f.jpeg) Be the bullion cube of who you are! * * * Mother: _What is the meaning of goodness if there isnā€™t a little badness to overcome._ Mother: _A debate for all time: Should one do the right thing for the wrong reason or the wrong thing for the right reason._ Father: (talking to the dog) _How can there be so many currents in such a little puddle._ -from _National Velvet_ (1944) written by Helen Deutsch ![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/original/3X/d/9/d9b4febc49f1060deec5f5eeef89596927ff6375.png)