So, the Griswold Christmas hath arrived! Let the rejoicing begin.
Seriously, you have my sympathy!
And my full attention as I prepare to put up lights for my familial units. And my thanks for an incredibly amusing image!
(hoping not to offend)
Also hoping that your flashing lights are LEDs, and will not produce enough heat to trigger the camera if you use an IR based pre-trigger to start recording!!
And when you you have defeated this gremlin, I am really looking forward to hearing the victorious conclusion!
Zoning down to the bone indeed will help, but I found that in my case it was not enough, In addition, I placed the camera as high as I could, and then I did something that not every person can do: Outside my house is a post lamp, which until now had a decorative mini LED bulb which simulated flickering flames. It garnered many compliments but generated a trivial amount of light. I I took that bulb out and substituted A VERY BRIGHT OUTDOOR LED BULB. That bright light helped reduce the pixel contrast which fooled your camera into interpreting it as a “person.”
Because this camera is behind window glass, I had to switch off Infra Red, which might have helped considerably.
I have the same issues that most have. The only thing that has made it bearable is to have outside lights on. I have this on 2 cameras and it cut down the false triggers by 95%.
Good luck.