# Still young? Put your clueless old person stories here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Watercooler\ **Created:** [November 28, 2025, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147 "2025-11-28T17:40:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/1 "2025-11-28T17:40:32Z")
![old_man_yells_at_cloud](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/original/3X/4/b/4be1a01985c273449762622c5686736d021558c4.gif) ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/2 "2025-11-28T17:40:43Z")
Don’t spare their feelings they’re tougher than they look. 😁 ---
**Author:** ![StevenA](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/stevena/32/98871_2.png) [@StevenA](https://forums.wyze.com/u/StevenA)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/3 "2025-11-28T18:41:31Z")
Let’s not be ageist here. Being Clueless can happen at any age. https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/7543444044853054733 ---
**Author:** ![Antonius](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/antonius/32/106761_2.png) [@Antonius](https://forums.wyze.com/u/Antonius)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/4 "2025-11-28T18:47:17Z")
Where’s my truck keys ? ![laughing](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/original/3X/6/f/6f1f88e664d3551fa41ff88105f6aff80d225b10.png) ---
**Author:** ![Seapup](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/seapup/32/118966_2.png) [@Seapup](https://forums.wyze.com/u/Seapup)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/5 "2025-11-28T19:00:19Z")
> [@StevenA](#): > > Being Clueless can happen at any age Credit is not money. 🤣 It’s a short-term loan that you will (hopefully) repay with actual money. 🤣 If that’s your daughter, you failed as a parent. 🤣 Not you personally, StevenA. ---
**Author:** ![Seapup](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/seapup/32/118966_2.png) [@Seapup](https://forums.wyze.com/u/Seapup)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/6 "2025-11-28T19:00:54Z")
> [@Antonius](#): > > Where’s my truck keys ? Where’s my truck! 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Bam](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/sam_bam/32/27630_2.png) [@Sam\_Bam](https://forums.wyze.com/u/Sam_Bam)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/7 "2025-11-28T19:53:11Z")
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH We didn’t know. ---
**Author:** ![StevenA](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/stevena/32/98871_2.png) [@StevenA](https://forums.wyze.com/u/StevenA)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/8 "2025-11-28T20:12:44Z")
> [@Seapup](#): > > If that’s your daughter, you failed as a parent. 🤣 Not you personally, StevenA. I often wonder if these TicTok people are sincere or putting on a show to get clicks and views. ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/9 "2025-11-28T20:20:02Z")
> [@StevenA](#): > > Let’s not be ageist here. > [@Sam\_Bam](#): > > OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH… …the 'ists and 'isms! 😁 I have gently chided friends for being ‘lookist’ but I sometimes practice and can easily tolerate it if practiced with good humor. Are geezers less or more likely to be lookist than other gens? Are geezers less or more likely to chase their own tails than other gens? A friend’s geezer dog (10 yoa with a bad back) just started wearing a diaper at night because ‘dribbles.’ O, the humanity. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![StevenA](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/stevena/32/98871_2.png) [@StevenA](https://forums.wyze.com/u/StevenA)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/10 "2025-11-28T20:45:03Z")
I believe Cluelessness knows no age. Peepeep want Clueless stories, so here are two. 1. A man about 50-55 years old was working at a hot food deli section of a grocery store. I was buying 2 corn dogs that cost $3.50. I could have paid with my GPay but I wanted to get rid of smaller bills and change. I gave the guy a 5 dollar bill and 2 quarters. He rang it up as I gave him just a 5 dollar bill. He could have: A. Given me my 2 quarter back if he could not do the math. B. cancelled the sale and re-entered it with the 5 dollar bill and 2 quarters. C. He chose C which was to walk over to get another person at the deli. The second person at the deli did the math in his head and told the guy “give him $2.00 dollars back”. 1. Recently a high school age person asked me what time it was. I said the clock is on the wall. The high school student replied “I don’t know what time it is on a round clock”. I had heard these clock stories before so I always look for opportunities to say the clock is on the wall. I finally experienced a young person not being able to read an analog clock first hand. ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/11 "2025-11-28T21:03:16Z")
Good ones! 😁 [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/original/3X/a/1/a16078b5ff46810327d7cadbfb657c57b00adfb3.jpeg "Laura Marling - Strange - Short Movie Sessions") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLOw8ywYMUU) [Girl songs](https://forums.wyze.com/t/watercooler-music-section/327260/342) on the road. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/12 "2025-11-28T21:16:01Z")
> [@peepeep](#): > > geezer dog A three-legged dog leaped at me like he had one in reserve. He was pulled up short by a stretchy leash so his head stopped but his three legs swung around and continued at me backwards. There’s a lesson in that for the both of us. We should probably share a beer. 😅 ---
**Author:** ![ronl4625](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/ronl4625/32/103505_2.png) [@ronl4625](https://forums.wyze.com/u/ronl4625)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2025, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/13 "2025-11-28T21:48:26Z")
What’s a truck? ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/14 "2025-11-29T01:06:46Z")
![groucho_emo](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/original/3X/6/2/62930188f7f0769e0df62bcba5c2ad2228c9e779.png) Why a duck? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Bam](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/sam_bam/32/27630_2.png) [@Sam\_Bam](https://forums.wyze.com/u/Sam_Bam)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/15 "2025-11-29T01:49:33Z")
> [@StevenA](#): > > I often wonder if these TicTok people are sincere or putting on a show to get clicks and views. Should bookmark these and check back with the creator in 20 years. I am sure they will remember making it. And I think its a better than not they will have regretted them. ---
**Author:** ![StevenA](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/stevena/32/98871_2.png) [@StevenA](https://forums.wyze.com/u/StevenA)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 2:02am UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/16 "2025-11-29T02:02:01Z")
How about Duck Soup? https://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list=PLZbXA4lyCtqod8Cy8DEHKE619MrXdXp5t&wmode=transparent&rel=0&autohide=1&showinfo=1&enablejsapi=1 ---
**Author:** ![habib](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/habib/32/110070_2.png) [@habib](https://forums.wyze.com/u/habib)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/17 "2025-11-29T15:01:18Z")
She wanted to talk to Steve Jobs 😲 ---
**Author:** ![StevenA](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/stevena/32/98871_2.png) [@StevenA](https://forums.wyze.com/u/StevenA)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/18 "2025-11-29T15:13:51Z")
> [@habib](#): > > She wanted to talk to Steve Jobs Let’s go over some important dates here. Steve Jobs passed away in 2011. > **[Steve Jobs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs)** > > Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American businessman, inventor, and investor best known for co-founding the technology company Apple Inc. Jobs was also the founder of NeXT and chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar. He was a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak. > Jobs was born in San Francisco in 1955 and adopted shortly afterwards. He attended Reed ... Apple Pay launched in 2014. > **[Apple Pay](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Pay)** > > Apple Pay is a mobile payment service by Apple that allows users to make payments in person, in iOS apps, and on the web. Supported on iPhone, Apple Watch, iPad, Mac, and Vision Pro, Apple Pay digitizes and can replace a credit or debit card chip and PIN transaction at a contactless-capable point-of-sale terminal. It does not require Apple Pay–specific contactless payment terminals; it can work with any merchant that accepts contactless payments. It adds two-factor authentication via Touch ID,... I guess more Clueless than we initially thought. ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/19 "2025-11-29T17:00:28Z")
Enveloped in a reality distortion field much of the time. As a colleague you were ‘invited’ to join him. Clueless? Or clueful? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![peepeep](https://sea2.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/user_avatar/forums.wyze.com/peepeep/32/107148_2.png) [@peepeep](https://forums.wyze.com/u/peepeep)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2025, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147/20 "2025-11-29T17:00:49Z")
![image](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/original/3X/4/9/491b57db845555a69971054778634c95a5591fc2.jpeg) - Secret word. - Why a duck? - Lookism. - Clueless or clueful? - You bet your life. 🙂 [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/wyze/original/3X/3/5/3529bb3d0acb3ecbf59fccf7f186756403f1f6a7.jpeg "You Bet Your Life Groucho Marx (1954)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJGdo-upphA) [Next page](https://forums.wyze.com/t/still-young-put-your-clueless-old-person-stories-here/339147.md?page=2)