Yup, it’s true. Lost my driving privileges. The judge even confiscated my Wyze car.
I’m pretty upset.
I tried to plead my case … but the judge didn’t buy it.
I mean, how was I to know the bathroom was off limits during weekly shower time?
I was sentenced to 30 days of constant lectures to “start acting like an adult.”
I really couldn’t help myself. I’m having too much fun … driving my Wyze car around the house, just “cruising” like I did when I was a brain-dead teenager and first got my drivers license.
Yup, I was ticketed for “Driving While being Idiot.”
Hey use the explanation that I always use. You picked me, its your fault if you don’t like my behavior. You knew I was not an grown up when we started living together.
Actually I’m thinking about getting one of those traffic-control arms that they use to stop traffic on highway or railroad crossing so that I’ll know when dangerous conditions close the road or no trespassing is allowed. If that fails, maybe put up a 24 hour attended guard shack.