A sheriff showed up at a farm to search it for drugs. The farmer politely informs the sheriff you’re welcome to search anything you like. But just so you know I never go on that back corner of the property.
The sheriff slams his badge down on the table and says, “you see this? This says I can go wherever I damn well please and there’s nothing you can do about it.
The farmer nods and goes back to this chores, while the sheriff searches the property. Some time later the farmer hears screaming from the back of the property. He runs to the fence and finds the sheriff running through the field with the farmer’s bull close behind and gaining. The farmer yells out to the sheriff, “show him your badge”.